Dinner Statistics
Head chef: Demario Stickland
Sous chef: Christine Carroll?
Entree: Barbeque -- wait, wait, yeah you guessed it -- chicken
Side: Macaroni and cheese
Salad: Yes there was one
Bread: I don't even remember
Dear Mr. Stickland,
I know this is a popular menu with the other Rectorium dwellers, but frankly I can't even remember if I ate this meal, or just went up to my room and licked the dust off my floor instead. The homemade mac and cheese was fine, I guess, but soooooooo unhealthy. My arteries can not afford to be clogged with pounds and pounds cheese when I'm trying to stick to my all-Peeps diet. Got it? I mean, what are you trying to do, give us all heart attacks?! Just because everyone "loves" your cooking doesn't mean you can sleep well at night, my friend. But I appreciate your earnest effort, Demario, I really do.
The ever-gracious,
Ms. Dolan
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